UGH, ICK and EEK! Moments in Porn

topic posted Wed, May 25, 2005 - 11:57 AM by  J
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What moves in porn turn you off and make you twitch and squirm in unpleasent ways? I'll start it off:

Girl on girl when one fingerfucks the other with long acrilyc nails. The faster she goes the worse it is.
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  • Re: UGH, ICK and EEK! Moments in Porn

    Wed, May 25, 2005 - 2:05 PM
    I know it's the latest 'thing' but I just watched Stunt Girl and got so skeeved out with the 'cum swap' scene when two girls are spitting it back and forth - I literally gagged, which is a first for me in porn. I'm all for swallowing and pretty much whatever else goes on, but this does not do it for me...at all.
  • Re: UGH, ICK and EEK! Moments in Porn

    Sat, May 28, 2005 - 6:42 PM
    Bukakai.... especially when the women is wearing googles...
    • Re: UGH, ICK and EEK! Moments in Porn

      Sat, May 28, 2005 - 6:53 PM
      it's a little more realistic to wear goggles... getting semen in your eyes can really fuck them up. but i guess most of the industry isn't about realism...
      • Re: UGH, ICK and EEK! Moments in Porn

        Sun, May 29, 2005 - 8:42 PM
        it's not so much a total turnoff, but it makes me say EEK when they show the cliche shot of a very large chested woman riding horseback in slowmotion and you can see the incredible jarring on her chest.
        oh wait... that might be more of an OW!

        and I hate the fingerfuck shots with the long acrilic nails

        for my ick&eek ... well the worse one came when a friend sent me some tenticle porn because I said I didn't shock easily... not my cup of tea!
  • Re: UGH, ICK and EEK! Moments in Porn

    Mon, May 30, 2005 - 11:41 PM
    Gagging during fellatio, particularly when it induces spitting, coughing, gasping for breath and the vomiting of stomach acids really really turns me off.

    I recently viewed The Fashionistas. While mildly amused by the silly fetish theme (those costumes and the faux fashion shows-LOL!) and the "so wooden Pinnochio looks like a real live boy" acting (the only time Rocco Siffredi has ever been convincing to me is when he's directed by Catherine Breillat and Taylor St. Clair is so petulant and such a diva here that I never stopped expecting her to call Rocco "Rhett" and exclaim "fiddle dee dee!" ), I kept having to look away during the endless bile-spitting blow jobs. The constant cutting back to one of these (starring two rather unattractive performers called Brandon Iron and Monique-the latter unflatteringly clothed in a ridiculous outfit that made her look like a cross between Howard the Duck and My Little Pony) ruined what was just about the only hot scene with real chemistry (between yummy intense Manuel Ferrara and nasty Caroline Pierce) in the entire overly-long film. Just gross! Watching a woman gasp and snort and vomit up the contents of her empty stomach in the guise of pleasure is not my idea of a sexy erotic kink. Bleh!!!
  • Re: UGH, ICK and EEK! Moments in Porn

    Thu, June 2, 2005 - 9:14 PM
    Marie, what a hilarious review of The Fashionistas!

    I'm in agreement with most posts here.
    • Re: UGH, ICK and EEK! Moments in Porn

      Thu, June 2, 2005 - 11:28 PM
      Ah, The Fashionistas...I really could have gone to town on that one, but as I wasn't really writing a review, just detailing a porn pet peeve, I restrained myself ;-)

      Sadly, right after I watched all four hours of the bloody film, a friend informed me that Evil Angels' website had a four-minute trailer that painlessly gave him the gist of the whole thing. Oh, to have those 3 hours and 56 minutes back!

      MT
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        Re: UGH, ICK and EEK! Moments in Porn

        Fri, June 3, 2005 - 8:54 AM
        I hate cum shots all over the face, I think it makes guys think that women are really into that. At least, the chicks I know are not at all. Hairy men, yuck. Long acrylic nails also scare me a lot.

        I like good quality sensual porn that involves a vague story, beautiful dark-haired curvy women and BDSM.

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