(This is my own work)
There once was a vid that I stole
Showing a girl in a dominant role
A first screaming "More!"
He soon fell to the floor
Saying "Why did you go in that hole?"

I spend too much time with this toy,
For it fucks me more than any boy.
Yesterday when it died,
There I cried and I cried
For losing my vibrating joy.

(My favorite from a 1960s Playboy)
There was an equestrian nympho named Bobby
Had a mount on her horse quite nobby
What began as a whim,
Feeling nobs in her quim,
That horse has become her hobby.